TS -- Disgaea Battle Cuts 1

[EDIT] dA killed the quality, and i don't know what to do anymore. so i will cry blood now. WHY DA, WHYYYYYY

_{.....or alternate title : don't fuck with us.}

SO, the only one thing in my head that passed while making this is.....

Drever could store 4937490163 keys in his back, and those keys could cut you even though they are cylindrical.
Belze could use fire to fight without burning his own suit, and the pockets are used to store 1827374259 cookies.
Samuel carries an anchor at his back the entire time, and that freaking anchor with chains weight tons.
Martin's sabers are needles, and while I know those needles are enchanted, but still.
Lilth is just either a lucky (or perhaps she is skilled) swinging those string-knives around. I doubt even Izaya could do that.
Cammi's robots are small yet could fire lasers and fly using rocket-thing but they never overheats.

MY POINT?
SCIENCE DOESN'T WORK IN THE TS. THAT IS ALL.

@characters respective owners: i'm really sorry if i destroy your character in any way possible. i just don't know what to do anymore